"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"
(via pifty)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

big booty hoez and cuddles for my bday pls

"I wish you loved me as much as I love you."

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

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